Abandon travis-ci for jenkins

.ci/Jenkinsfile

@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+properties(
+    [
+        disableConcurrentBuilds()
+    ]
+)
+
+node('linux && docker') {
+    try {
+    stage('Checkout') {
+        //branch name from Jenkins environment variables
+        echo "My branch is: ${env.BRANCH_NAME}"
+
+        // this doesn't grab tags pointing to this branch
+        //checkout scm
+        // this hack does... https://issues.jenkins.io/browse/JENKINS-45164
+        checkout([
+            $class: 'GitSCM',
+            branches: [[name: 'refs/heads/'+env.BRANCH_NAME]],
+            extensions: [[$class: 'CloneOption', noTags: false, shallow: false, depth: 0, reference: '']],
+            userRemoteConfigs: scm.userRemoteConfigs,
+        ])
+        sh '''
+        set -euxo pipefail
+        git checkout "$BRANCH_NAME" --
+        git reset --hard "origin/$BRANCH_NAME"
+        '''
+    }
+
+    stage('Build + Deploy') {
+        sh 'curl --compressed -sL https://code.moparisthebest.com/moparisthebest/self-ci/raw/branch/master/build-ci.sh | bash'
+    }
+
+        currentBuild.result = 'SUCCESS'
+    } catch (Exception err) {
+        currentBuild.result = 'FAILURE'
+    } finally {
+        stage('Email') {
+            step([$class: 'Mailer', notifyEveryUnstableBuild: true, recipients: 'admin.jenkins@moparisthebest.com', sendToIndividuals: true])
+        }
+        deleteDir()
+    }
+}

.ci/build.sh

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+#!/bin/bash
+set -exo pipefail
+
+echo "starting build for TARGET $TARGET"
+
+DISABLE_TESTS=${DISABLE_TESTS:-0}
+
+cross build --target $TARGET
+
+if [ $DISABLE_TESTS -ne 1 ]
+then
+    cross test --target $TARGET
+fi
+
+echo 'build success!'
+exit 0

.travis.yml

@@ -1,9 +0,0 @@
-language: rust
-matrix:
-  include:
-    - rust: stable
-    - rust: beta
-    - rust: nightly
-
-script:
-  - cargo test

README.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # die
 
-[![Build Status](https://travis-ci.com/moparisthebest/die.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.com/moparisthebest/die)
+[![Build Status](https://ci.moparisthe.best/job/moparisthebest/job/die/job/master/badge/icon%3Fstyle=plastic)](https://ci.moparisthe.best/job/moparisthebest/job/die/job/master/)
 [![Latest Version](https://img.shields.io/crates/v/die.svg)](https://crates.io/crates/die)
 [![Documentation](https://docs.rs/die/badge.svg)](https://docs.rs/die)