diff --git a/soh/soh/Enhancements/Holiday/NotProxySaw.cpp b/soh/soh/Enhancements/Holiday/NotProxySaw.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b6cf85091
--- /dev/null
+++ b/soh/soh/Enhancements/Holiday/NotProxySaw.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,146 @@
+#include "Holiday.hpp"
+#include <libultraship/libultraship.h>
+#include "soh/UIWidgets.hpp"
+#include "soh/Enhancements/game-interactor/GameInteractor.h"
+#include "soh/Enhancements/custom-message/CustomMessageManager.h"
+#include "include/message_data_fmt.h"
+
+extern "C" {
+#include "macros.h"
+#include "functions.h"
+#include "variables.h"
+extern PlayState* gPlayState;
+}
+
+#define AUTHOR "NotProxySaw"
+#define CVAR(v) "gHoliday." AUTHOR "." v
+
+int dialogIndex = 0;
+int affection = 0;
+int TARGET_AFFECTION = 10;
+struct DialogOption {
+    std::string text;
+    int affectionChange;
+    int nextDialogIndex;
+};
+struct Dialog {
+    std::string ganonText;
+    std::vector<DialogOption> options;
+};
+
+const std::vector<Dialog> dialogs = {
+    { // 0
+        "Think you can defeat me? Foolish!",
+        {
+            {"You're lonely. You don't have to be.", 3, 1},
+            {"I'm here to end this... peacefully.", 1, 2},
+            {"I respect a man with ambition.", -1, 3},
+        }
+    },
+    { // 1
+        "Lonely? Power's my only ally.",
+        {
+            {"There's more to you than that.", 3, 4},
+            {"I get it more than you think.", 5, 4},
+            {"Why not let someone in?", 2, 4},
+        }
+    },
+    { // 2
+        "Peace? It's meaningless here.",
+        {
+            {"Maybe you've forgotten peace.", 2, 4},
+            {"Power isn't everything.", 4, 4},
+            {"Ally, not enemy.. that's my goal.", 1, 4},
+        }
+    },
+    { // 3
+        "Respect? From you?",
+        {
+            {"We're not so different.", 3, 4},
+            {"Maybe I admire your strength.", 5, 4},
+            {"True power must be earned.", -1, 4},
+        }
+    },
+    { // 4
+        "You're... different than I thought.",
+        {
+            {"Together, we'd be unstoppable.", 5, 5},
+            {"Power won't bring fulfillment.", 3, 5},
+            {"Let's change the world.", 4, 5},
+        }
+    },
+    { // 5
+        "What if I trusted you with power?",
+        {
+            {"I'll protect it. And you.", 10, -1},
+            {"Together, we're unstoppable.", 5, -1},
+            {"Our way. Our history.", -3, -1},
+        }
+    }
+};
+
+static void ConfigurationChanged() {
+    COND_ID_HOOK(OnActorInit, ACTOR_BOSS_GANON, CVarGetInteger(CVAR("GanonDatingSim"), 0), [](void* actorRef) {
+        dialogIndex = 0;
+        affection = 0;
+    });
+
+    COND_VB_SHOULD(VB_GANONDORF_DECIDE_TO_FIGHT, CVarGetInteger(CVAR("GanonDatingSim"), 0), {
+        MessageContext* msgCtx = &gPlayState->msgCtx;
+
+        if (dialogIndex == -1) {
+            if (affection >= TARGET_AFFECTION) {
+                gPlayState->nextEntranceIndex = ENTR_CHAMBER_OF_THE_SAGES_0;
+                gSaveContext.nextCutsceneIndex = 0xFFF2;
+                gPlayState->transitionTrigger = TRANS_TRIGGER_START;
+                gPlayState->transitionType = TRANS_TYPE_FADE_WHITE;
+                GameInteractor::State::TriforceHuntCreditsWarpActive = 0;
+                *should = false;
+                return;
+            }
+            return;
+        }
+
+        affection += dialogs[dialogIndex].options[msgCtx->choiceIndex].affectionChange;
+        dialogIndex = dialogs[dialogIndex].options[msgCtx->choiceIndex].nextDialogIndex;
+
+        *should = false;
+        Message_StartTextbox(gPlayState, 0x70CB, NULL);
+    });
+
+    COND_ID_HOOK(OnOpenText, 0x70CB, CVarGetInteger(CVAR("GanonDatingSim"), 0), [](u16 * textId, bool* loadFromMessageTable) {
+        std::string message;
+        if (dialogIndex == -1) {
+            if (affection >= TARGET_AFFECTION) {
+                message = "I've never felt this way before...\x01Take my power, Link. I trust you.";
+            } else {
+                message = "Liar! You're just like the rest of\x01them! Now I must destroy you!";
+            }
+        } else {
+            message = dialogs[dialogIndex].ganonText + "\x01\x1C"
+                + dialogs[dialogIndex].options[0].text + "\x01"
+                + dialogs[dialogIndex].options[1].text + "\x01"
+                + dialogs[dialogIndex].options[2].text;
+        }
+
+        auto messageEntry = CustomMessage(message);
+        messageEntry.Format();
+        messageEntry.LoadIntoFont();
+        *loadFromMessageTable = false;
+    });
+}
+
+static void DrawMenu() {
+    ImGui::SeparatorText(AUTHOR);
+    if (UIWidgets::EnhancementCheckbox("Ganon Dating Sim", CVAR("GanonDatingSim"))) {
+        ConfigurationChanged();
+    }
+}
+
+static void RegisterMod() {
+    // #region Leave this alone unless you know what you are doing
+    ConfigurationChanged();
+    // #endregion
+}
+
+static Holiday holiday(DrawMenu, RegisterMod);
diff --git a/soh/soh/Enhancements/game-interactor/GameInteractor.h b/soh/soh/Enhancements/game-interactor/GameInteractor.h
index 1ffea910e..3e9c48365 100644
--- a/soh/soh/Enhancements/game-interactor/GameInteractor.h
+++ b/soh/soh/Enhancements/game-interactor/GameInteractor.h
@@ -341,6 +341,7 @@ typedef enum {
     VB_SHOULD_GIVE_VANILLA_FISHING_PRIZE,
     VB_GIVE_RANDO_FISHING_PRIZE,
     VB_PLAY_THROW_ANIMATION,
+    VB_GANONDORF_DECIDE_TO_FIGHT,
 
     /*** Give Items ***/
 
@@ -592,7 +593,7 @@ struct HookInfo {
 #define COND_VB_SHOULD(id, condition, body)                                                               \
     {                                                                                                     \
         static HOOK_ID hookId = 0;                                                                        \
-        GameInteractor::Instance->UnregisterGameHookForID<GameInteractor::ShouldVanillaBehavior>(hookId); \
+        GameInteractor::Instance->UnregisterGameHookForID<GameInteractor::OnVanillaBehavior>(hookId); \
         hookId = 0;                                                                                       \
         if (condition) {                                                                                  \
             hookId = REGISTER_VB_SHOULD(id, body);                                                        \
diff --git a/soh/src/overlays/actors/ovl_Boss_Ganon/z_boss_ganon.c b/soh/src/overlays/actors/ovl_Boss_Ganon/z_boss_ganon.c
index 63f74694f..a0ef9aa54 100644
--- a/soh/src/overlays/actors/ovl_Boss_Ganon/z_boss_ganon.c
+++ b/soh/src/overlays/actors/ovl_Boss_Ganon/z_boss_ganon.c
@@ -571,7 +571,7 @@ void BossGanon_IntroCutscene(BossGanon* this, PlayState* play) {
             Play_ChangeCameraStatus(play, this->csCamIndex, CAM_STAT_ACTIVE);
             this->csCamFov = 60.0f;
 
-            if (Flags_GetEventChkInf(EVENTCHKINF_BEGAN_GANONDORF_BATTLE) || IS_RANDO || IS_BOSS_RUSH) {
+            if (Flags_GetEventChkInf(EVENTCHKINF_BEGAN_GANONDORF_BATTLE) || IS_RANDO || IS_BOSS_RUSH || CVarGetInteger("gHoliday.NotProxySaw.GanonDatingSim", 0)) {
                 // watched cutscene already, skip most of it
                 this->csState = 17;
                 this->csTimer = 0;
@@ -926,6 +926,9 @@ void BossGanon_IntroCutscene(BossGanon* this, PlayState* play) {
             if ((this->csTimer <= 50) || (Message_GetState(&play->msgCtx) != TEXT_STATE_NONE)) {
                 break;
             }
+            if (!GameInteractor_Should(VB_GANONDORF_DECIDE_TO_FIGHT, true)) {
+                break;
+            }
 
             this->csState = 19;
             this->csTimer = 0;